10 Most Horrible Quotes of ‘Jewish’ comic Queen Joan Rivers

Comedian and acid-tongued Joan Rivers died on Thursday aged 81 after making people roll over with her quotes and snidy remarks and spared none, not even Jews. Her last month quote on Palestianians for their low IQ and be put to death outraged the entire world. She told TMZ that the genocide in Hiroshima is much bigger. She said the 2,000 Palestinians killed so far is nowhere near the genocide levels.

“Oh my God! Tell that to the people in Hiroshima… Good. Good. When you declare war, you declare war. They started it. We now don’t count who’s dead. You’re dead, you deserve to be dead. Don’t you dare make me feel bad about that… They were told to get out. They didn’t get out. You don’t get out, you are an idiot. At least the ones (Palestinians) that were killed were the ones with low IQs.” In addition, she was known for her snidy remarks, horrible comments and here are the 10 most horrible quotes from Joan Rivers:

1. "I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.’
2. On German model Heidi Klum: "The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens."
3."I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”
4. “All I ever heard when I was a kid was, ‘Why can’t you be more like your cousin Sheila?’ And Sheila had died at birth.”
5. “Grandchildren can be so f**king annoying. How many times can you go, ‘And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink’? It’s like talking to a supermodel.”
6. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
7. "I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs."
8. "I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid."
9. "You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it."
10. "My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks."

One comment

  1. Joan Rib-ders, understanding herself to be Jewish, took liberty in joking about Jews, somewhere Muslims and Gentiles couldn’t really go in comedy. Sorta like rednecks and their special water fountain

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